"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Then God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light." (Genesis 1:1, 3)
Smile for the day:
Ladies and gentlemen, for anyone out there doubting the existence of God, I present undeniable evidence:
spaghetti squash
Just imagine the conversation . . .
"Hey, Son, I have a great idea. Let's make a squash that, when cooked, it turns into spaghetti."
"Awesome! And how about a species of corn that, when heated, pops to 20 to 50 times its original size."
"Phenomenal idea! The kids will love it with the salt we planted in the earth and sea. And once they learn to make butter from our cows' milk, it'll be a sensational hit."
Selah. |
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